Breadcrumbs
A behind-the-scenes story of a startup.
Amit Singh · First told on Twitter
As it often happens
It started with an ‘insight’

Early 2020
Two friends
In boring jobs
At a café
On their second cappuccino
- To-be founder
Bread is a high-repeat use case, bro
Everyone eats it. Every single day
High-repeat lends itself well to app play
Which turns it into a winner-takes-all
Think subscription
Bread-as-a-service
Six months later
The Bread Company was born
TBC, for short
A seed round, a logo and a ping-pong table
Strategy discussion
- Founder
We need to do 10x next quarter
- CFO, newly joined
10x? In a quarter?
- Founder
That’s how we roll
- CMO
We should do a big bang on TV during the IPL
- Founder
That’s not uninteresting
When is the IPL? - Brand manager
Cred ads worked well for them
Tanmay is a friend
I will take it up - Founder
Super, let’s crush it
- Brand manager
Apna time aayega…
The IPL campaign update, on Slack
#marketing
“Picasso Oh Lord!” ads worked
Installs zoomed
Sales sky-rocketed
All this at 90% retention
Yay!

👌👏🚀🍺🤑🔥

The office celebrated
Someone ordered a cake
Not bread
Quarterly review, post IPL
- VP, Analytics
We’ve a retention problem
- Founder
90% retention is not a problem
- VP, Analytics
7-day retention
90 %
28-day retention
0.42 %
- Founder
What? Can’t be
Customers love us - CBO
Ratings are managed
- Founder
RCA, please
I’m flying to Tokyo next week
We’re in the middle of a big raise
We can’t risk that
Also our runway… I mean RCA ASAP - MT, Analytics
Could it be due to the ‘free breakfasts’ offer?
- Founder
What free breakfasts!
That was our inaugural offer
We are not running that campaign anymore
Wait… Are we? - MT, Analytics
Very much
My friends keep switching SIMs every week
To subscribe to the free plan
Newsflash
Newsflash
Inflation in the US spikes. The Fed increases rates.
Capital becomes expensive
Flight to quality
“Profitable growth” and all that jazz

Markets turned
Questions changed
Metrics changed
Capital flow stalled
Almost overnight
Elsewhere

Boutique Baker buys bread
From the Small Baker
At x
Adds sesame seeds to make it look exotic
Wraps it in brown paper
Calls it handcrafted and artisan
Sells at 5x
Makes money
TBC today

Tokyo meeting did not go well
Runway wasn’t long enough
HR is preparing a file on Airtable
Hopefully, a founder somewhere is pushing HR to hire fast
But all that is left of TBC today is…
You guessed it…
Breadcrumbs
Any similarity to actual founders or startups, living or dead, or any actual events, is purely coincidental and entirely unintentional.